Family photo fail. Bad dog placement lmao

I'm eating a little late today but man does this look delicious, I can't wait to dive in

What an odd and funny looking carrot I'm about to eat

Oooooh awful. Thats all sorts of wrong, disgusting, and terrible. Don't click. #fail!

Haha these are awesome cups I'm going to order for my next party

Wow what an attractive fellow he is.. NOT. Fail.

What do u think of my new Apple laptop?

Wow, fail fail epic fail

Looks like a beautiful day... for hibernation

Very Lucky

Just visiting jail

Playing a lil Monopoly

No houses bought yet, but startin to get hairy

This ones for @BillZucker lol ur always tweetin about all that TP, this must be ur bathroom!

Because I love nature I would like to show you this Lilac Breasted Roller

Someone is an amazing photographer. Whoever took this photo of light man coming out of the oven

KISS eggs

Today has been a rough day, it's definitely a Monday #hugs

Those are some nice tattoos #walmartians

Yummy cupcakes #sugar

"Four drinks later and Larry STILL danced like a white guy." #lolcats

One of Lady Gaga's hottest photos, pass it on

How is Jesus kitty walking on water?

Time to eat Poo

Man this sandwich I made looks good with garden tomatos on it

I have always wondered why my shirt has one dark horizontal button hole. A mystery

Mega muffler. Also interesting to note, 3 kids just rode past wearing burger king crowns on scooters

I call this King Strawberry, yes I added those awesome gfx with mspaint

...and then Julia Roberts was like...

"Here's looking at you." Aww what a cute kitty. Id call it a black kitty but I dont wanna be racist

This banana doesnt look very happy to be spooning

Me, making a super attractive face

"I think this is piss." lmao!

Is this really what you girls silently do to each other?

Popcorn on the cob can do backflips in the microwave. Video going to youtube now

I have 3 tiny dish washers helping my clean up my plate

Time for eat foods, starting with the cheesey broccoli

Thats not suggestive at all

Im in a cheese house looking at a giant swiss cheese

That is an awesome scooter thing they have

Looking at this clown fish right now. This dude has the coolest fish tank

I just found an uncooked hamburger patty

I guess I won't P here then

Whatcha think of my hat?

This just came off my pants

This is where I am right now

They mounted this projector in the wrong place, then tied it back, and then threw napkins on top

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Ima do it

Ouch my finger :(

This door has me confused