I will make do

I'm about to single handedly finish a bottle of wine, so ask me anything right about now

thats a yummy looking plate, @user1killbot

Doing the math we discover buying a $20 beer keg gives you about half the beer than buying two 12 packs of beer for the same price

I'm at the store & I spy Octopus Cookies

At the store looking at foods, primarily meat, fruits, and chicken, i mean cheese, and chicken too

I wonder if there is an acoustic electric triangle for sale anywhere. I don't want one, just curious lol

lol this cup shaped ice cube just rolled out this Arby's cup

Racist Camera Alert

Those are some boastful claims there

When gas station has 2 bathrooms that can hold 1 person at a time w/a locked door, y bother labeling Mens & Womens? Just be like, we have 2 bathrooms

Defends herself? Lmao

Starting my day with a Blow Pop

I'm awake! Jk jk time for more sleep, be back

Wearing a pink snuggie. It's the first time I've ever worn a snuggie & thats my excuse becuz it is 12F out.