Haha this is a real Wendys customer review on Google

How do u like how I parked my car?

Not much makes me happier than having a fruit mountain

They have a good deal on breast nuggets here, but the safari adventure chicken is still cheaper. Same thing, cut in a different shape

Do diabetic shoes need insulin shots?

Omg wtf? 3 ppl were helping a man who appeared to be drunk on the side of the road, could barely stand up & I think he pooped himself

Wow that large man was walking down the center of the street & having what appeared to be a very intense conversation with himself

Redneck Fire Alarm

Showered, drinking coffee, then going to go to gas station, mall, and food store. Then relax for the rest of my life

Woah a gift from Google for me in the mail? I hope it isnt any icky $