Preparing me a mega meal cuz im pretty hungry

Dog is proud of his work

Mission accomplished victory snack. No, not my steering wheel, that was my snack last time

Hiring!

So... It's Monday day

Breaking News in Canton Ohio: Man crossing street with toilet paper rolls in hand

Weird I had a black head pimple on my finger, popped for instant relief. Now im heading to gas station, bank, & grocery store in that order

Sooo.. I've finally met a woman & I'd like to show you her picture. We both love watermelon

Almost stepped on cat and went head first down the stairs

Aw kangaroo with broken legs?

That's the happiest naked man I've ever seen

For my bacon loving friends

Good dog, someone trained him well LOL ya i know im bad

lol! What an adorable little kitty face :) #LOLCats

Baby resembles a fish lol

Cat in a bowl makes me smile :)

Catching the moon isnt easy, but it looks like she got it!

I kinda feel like a fat turd today, but ima make the best of it