"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog"

lol this girl wrote that she was trapped on an escalator for hours cuz the power went out

Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone (@CallMeRoger)

Cat is like, whats for me?

I see a man painting pizza on a window. Literally the word pizza

I think most ppl would wake up with a wicked hangover but I wake up feeling great, refreshed, & without a care in the world. At the bank now

For some reason I put my wireless mouse in my bag of toiletry items. I believe it's becuz whatever I was drinking last night smelled like gasoline

LOL this is so wrong but it makes me laugh laugh laugh

And now I sleep lol