I should be asleep but I'm not

Lol drunk girl said i wonder if i can be sober?

My hands smell like Chipotle

At the bar with some friends. No drinking, actually playing mini golf lol. I finally got one in the hole so I'm retiring at the top of my game

Having some Chipotle thanks to @HeyNateMonea

I need a mind condom because I'm being mind f*cked.

This persons has figured out what it's like to be inside the moon

Brb while I OD on fiber & vitamins

Ow somehow the dog just threw his ball at my head with his mouth

Inappropriate cat... Aka a dirty pussy (@legacy62)

He's such a beautiful dog. I am throwin him the ball. Can u read his name tag?

Guess whos a happy Scotty? I am a happy Scotty. Why is this girl parked so bad? Oh the answer is in the ?, duh

Hey its my friends band tour bus lol just driving by happened to see it parked over there

Meanwhile while the rest of the world is at work...