Im going to sit here and eat my cheesey cauliflower and go to bed

lol classic Family Guy moment

This person has clearly mastered posting sticky notes, but has nothing to say

A realist vs an optimist

I cant believe this is a real (perverted) advertisement

My kinda day!

What do u think about Spongebob & Patrick shoes?

Someone needs to cut back on the CocaI-Cola

Now THAT is one lazy snail

Me, one year ago

This tweet has my seal of approval

Me, now.

"Refrigerator"

"We have a rapist in Linkin Park"

"Y U NO PUT A RING ON IT?"

This is my current computer work station. Im standing on a trampoline, its fun lol

Awww what are these poor deer going to do all buried in the snow like that

Baby loves passports LOL that face!

Polar bear, what are you doing with that cone on your head?

My toes make it into another epic photo

I will now eat a fruit and expose my toes

Lunch today is simple, water, chicken, & beans

LOL i remember being worried about this in science class

Wow, thats my dream car, either one of them

Guy is dressed up like Donnie Darko guy

Anyone want to take a ride on this airplane with me?

This is a pic from the day I was on a boat with Kendra Wilkinson from Playboy

Its me, jay leno, and conan o brien

This sign cracks me up lol