Thid craigslist ad said they have a free clarinet but it's broken, and u could fix it with music glue or something

Ive never started eating an apple from here before. #blogged

Living room band

Leaning on the moon

WTF tv lol

I met a girl, she has sexy hair

Worst shoplifter #walmartian

...hmm

Another adorable dog in the bowl picture

This is not the greatest car in the world

Handicapped pizza delivery person? What do they do honk and make u come to their car window?

Just a salad, broccoli, and an apple for now

Making me some dinner :)

This is what irritates me about ppl with ipod shuffles lol

Dog in bowl (is adorable)

Guess what?

"I got 99 knobs but the pitch aint one"

Doggy thinks he can fit thru cat door lol

Ahhh doggy wet willy

Now THAT is a taco pizza!

I roll over & see this above me lol am I protected or in danger?

11:11pm!

So much candy for @peternugget (@heymoneadaniel @heynatemonea @user1killbot)

Ow, walked into door knob. Kidney shot

Doggy wants my sausage :(

Have you ever been this angry?

If they made extra super duper sharp cheese, i would buy it

This could be a cool picture but I wish his hat were taller, #letdown

Musicians in a corner

Playing some guitar hero 3p

Good salsa @user1killbot

This commercial showed a girl doing yoga & eating chocolate then they advertised the chocolate. Do ppl try to eat chocolate while they exercise?

Its cowabunga time. Click if u wanna drool

Nate ordered water and asked for the biggest cup they had

Praise the heavens for this right now

Someone just posted a pic of Michael Jackson & said "I love his broad shoulders"... Maaan that scrawny dude didnt have no broad shoulders. Check me out

I choose kitchen

Omg i couldnt have danced with more girls wtf just happened

Time to dance on everyone like they love it

I just took the best pic of 7 cute blonde girls but not my camera so... U dont get to see.. Omg 62 ppl are here least, wtfs happening

Nappy nap

I just said, "pushing the gun" & i realize now i mixed "pushing the envelope" & "jumping the gun"... Pushing the gun

Well... Thats an evil game

time for sandwich in the car w @heymoneadaniel @heynatemonea @jeremyayers

Rocky start to the day, my car battery appears dead and we cant get it charged lol i will take a shower and think about this

I like the orange one

Whatcha doin kitty? Lol

Ha @HeyNateMonea said to @User1killbot, "you want this one millisip of water?" & he said its vodka, liar

A glowing owl

I quit giving shits

Guess what I'm drinking?

Popped a nose pimple & instantly cried 37 tears out my left eye... It felt so great

I thought for sure I was going to witness a wreck just now...damn...loljk

Wow what i just witnessed was gross

Here is my piano audience

Ouch jumping dog just tried to give me a C section with his claws. I try to explain to dog, not necessary, I am male. Try on females

I think doggy has had too much coffee

Ahhhh feels good to be up, showered, and clean

Feeeels like time to wakey wakey

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog"

lol this girl wrote that she was trapped on an escalator for hours cuz the power went out

Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone (@CallMeRoger)

Cat is like, whats for me?

I see a man painting pizza on a window. Literally the word pizza

I think most ppl would wake up with a wicked hangover but I wake up feeling great, refreshed, & without a care in the world. At the bank now

For some reason I put my wireless mouse in my bag of toiletry items. I believe it's becuz whatever I was drinking last night smelled like gasoline

LOL this is so wrong but it makes me laugh laugh laugh

And now I sleep lol

Dude loves green tea

At Scotty's, it's not my bar, yet lol jk

Mmm taco taco!

Twister World Record

@showtimemuller goin lottery ticket crazy

I guess there is a fire hydrant here now lol they just came installed it while we were sitting here

Time to get movin! Ooh some1 just honked at me cuz i pulled in this gas station without using turn signal & I must have inconvenienced them somehow

Weirdest nipples, #wtf?

Woah, some spider made a hammock up in his corner & I just noticed it

Todays healthy meal #nomnomnom

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Woke up by the city water guy asking me to move my car. Not really ideally how i wanted to start the day but that's ok im glad im up now

Timed it just right

Today I am more excited than most days. It has proved to be a good day for not just me, but many

There's a bunny in the yard

Visiting one of my favorite aisles. Suggestions?

"Gotcha"

Music Corner!

Just walked on my friends back. Also my laptop battery just died and i lost everything i was working on just now lol :(

I can't help lauging at this