my new shirt is win. u agree?

Saw this shirt at the thrift store today. Too bad it didnt fit me

That elementary school had the rustiest playground equipment for children to play on and get Tetnis

Ahhh showered, ate, did laundry, wearing clean clothes. Feels good

lunch :)

Do whores call their private parts "public parts?"

Good morning. Oh what to do with this beautiful day? Shopping? Take pictures? Both?

who of my friends has a tablet and what do you think about it?

Crap I really think Im a lefty drummer, esp my feet

Sitting here right now realizing I must own a drum set and soon

here is where you can get all your ebay necessities... and american flags?

This would be the worst picture ever, then she added that chain nose ring thing & totally redeemed herself

Where are the rest of them?

This made me laugh

Ive been quiet writing and recording a beautiful song, but have to stop for a while to workout, eat, shower, etc

I believe you forgot the U

Lunch time! :)

What do you think about this shoe tattoo?

Ahhh I wanna kill myself for leaving the alarm on the other side of the room, but on the other hand that worked, I'm up

Omg Why would anyone think zipper head is a good hairdo? #fail #fail #fail!

time for some deep thinking

Woah buddy! #Walmartians

Got a new car stereo

Ahh time to sit and enjoy dinner, what r u doing?

Epic Ending of the night, or Epic Fail?

Perfect, now it's like new #fail

Lol wut? He put pieces of paper in his hair!

Saving Paper Fail

What u think about Wolverine with butter knives? Cool or #fail?

Parenting Fail

Star Wars costume #fail lmao @ C3PO

next up on the menu

time for a meat snack

Where would you take a private jet right now?

I want to be able to benchpress a bear

wow that looks delicious, would be perfect to have after this coffee

This would be cool on a shirt, "No me gusta"

"We go together like copy and paste."

Couldnt fall asleep. Updatw: Dont want to get out of bed. Anyone else hear those 30mph winds all night

Gnitey nite :)

Rational way to deal with spider

Returning to life from a little nap, what a big difference that makes in how I feel

bite tongue :(

Watching Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 1 "out of curiosity @fanpage

Not sure why, but I like this

I have just narrowed down everything I dont want anymore for eBay. I got a nice pile

I believe that dress is made of Starburst wrappers

I believe that dress is made of Starburst wrappers

Sheesh is the dogs name tag big enough?

slutty message

Can't sleep anymore. Good morning :)

I take that back, I'm sleepy. All I need is this sheet tonight, I feel warm

lol! This happens to me all the time too

Cheese Heart is pretty cool

omg must remember to do this on Halloween

Babies can fly

Survival cup with clip, perhaps for your belt? lol cool or not cool?

I have found an extremely awesome way of keeping up with my timeline

lol nope

Happy fingers

Apple World

crap, forgot my water

everytime

cooking some chicken, but it keeps focusing on the wrong thing

Angry dog, yikes lol

its 71F and that dude was standing in the middle of the road dressed like it's arctic out

I feel irritable today

what is this cute monkey like creaturen

I dont understand these weird placemats

Thats so hot I think both my eyes are burned out now #db

I see you

Where is this kids parents?

So far today it's cold, rainy, and grey out. 55F. How's your weather?

Woooahh almost wiped out down the stairs

Okay I'm putting this guitar down and going to sleep

When you wash in the mud I guess you might as well wear a grass wig?

Wise Homer logic