Fork in your fork to eat while you eat

Quatro bente (sp?)

"No grab handle on this side!"

Ive lost 4 pair of sunglasses in a week. Im going to guard the ones on my face right now like they are a million bucks

The first thing I wanted to do was drop it on my head, so that can cause death? Good heads up

Cowabunga time

Trying to sit here and enjoy my morning coffee but dog keeps wrestling my foot