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Last nights dream: puking money

Okay so last nights dream was one of the weirdest dreams i ever had. I was trying to fly back home with some friends and family and everyone had everything together and was in line to board but me. I was almost together.

For some reason i had a large sum of cash money that i wanted to take with me and i thought if i had it in my bag they would question it so i ate it. It was really hard to swallow. Then i started thinking about how long the flight was and i didnt want to start digesting it before we got to our destination.

I looked at the time our flight boarded and the current time and i had about 9 minutes. I ran outside and puked in a poorly lit corner where no one was paying attention. I got a little on my shirt, that sucked. Then i balled up all the gross puke dripping money and threw it in my bag.

Then i woke up.

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