Cop says, "U dont know fast u were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" food4thought

My new buddy Odin lol its my cousins dog til he gets a new place he stays here

Steak description #fail, for some reason im just not hungry anymore

Statutory rape with a buffalo and a moose

Chewbacca plays baseball?

Haha what an awesome candid moment, check out the dude in the background. #BUSTED!

Lmao, gangsta #FAIL

Mr Potato Can Head?

This is exactly how I feel about Starbucks

Sniffing Coke: You're doing it wrong

What do u think about snake earring? Would you wear it?

Why do ppl say when u cut ur hair it will grow twice as fast. Thats bogus. At this rate my hair should grow into outerspace within 10 seconds

I ate some cheesey broccoli & the cats think they want some