Dude loves green tea

At Scotty's, it's not my bar, yet lol jk

Mmm taco taco!

Twister World Record

@showtimemuller goin lottery ticket crazy

I guess there is a fire hydrant here now lol they just came installed it while we were sitting here

Time to get movin! Ooh some1 just honked at me cuz i pulled in this gas station without using turn signal & I must have inconvenienced them somehow

Weirdest nipples, #wtf?

Woah, some spider made a hammock up in his corner & I just noticed it

Todays healthy meal #nomnomnom

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Woke up by the city water guy asking me to move my car. Not really ideally how i wanted to start the day but that's ok im glad im up now