Somebodies gonna be upset they forgot this

I pity the foo that goes home cryin to his momma

America: This is why it's fat

This is me trying to be sexy

Healthy happy dinner time :)

Cats are like, what did you get for me?

I have succeeded, heading home to put these foods away, then make myself something to eat

Grocery shopping, im weird I actually enjoy this, i get excited. Food food food!

Woah damn, watch out for this ice cream sword

Facebook Owner is secretly a Perv, check it out

How to miserable. & now I'm confused

I feel like this wasn't very well thought out

While doing laundry a tiny sandal falls out of my clothes

Aww cute kitty lol help me caption this, what should it say underneath this picture?

Start coffee, play piano while waiting, increase body temperature. Now I feel good, coffee is done, but have to clean up cat puke first

Quick, I need sleep. What is within arms length of u that u could hit me in the head with & knock me out?