This ones for @BillZucker lol ur always tweetin about all that TP, this must be ur bathroom!

Because I love nature I would like to show you this Lilac Breasted Roller

Someone is an amazing photographer. Whoever took this photo of light man coming out of the oven

KISS eggs

Today has been a rough day, it's definitely a Monday #hugs

Those are some nice tattoos #walmartians

Yummy cupcakes #sugar

"Four drinks later and Larry STILL danced like a white guy." #lolcats

One of Lady Gaga's hottest photos, pass it on

How is Jesus kitty walking on water?

Time to eat Poo

Man this sandwich I made looks good with garden tomatos on it

I have always wondered why my shirt has one dark horizontal button hole. A mystery

Mega muffler. Also interesting to note, 3 kids just rode past wearing burger king crowns on scooters

I call this King Strawberry, yes I added those awesome gfx with mspaint

...and then Julia Roberts was like...

"Here's looking at you." Aww what a cute kitty. Id call it a black kitty but I dont wanna be racist

This banana doesnt look very happy to be spooning

Me, making a super attractive face

"I think this is piss." lmao!