i been starin this fish in the eye freakin him out

this sign makes me think drinking bunweiser will make me good at saxophone

I'm playing Golden Tee Unplugged at a bar, what course should i pick?

this hot sauce has a question for you

will someone remind me i have tomatos in my glovebox tomorrow?

holy crap i guess this is my plate

dinner time, holy meat.. This is like 7 dead chickens

wtf, wish u could see the puppy on her lap too

If i had this teapot.. I'd drink a lot more tea, and have tea parties daily

The truth about marijuana

This girls nails are out of this world

Cat is like, this looks like a nice seat, you're not using this right?

caught myself.. Waiiit a second Mr Coffee doesnt go up here