look what i got for FREE. You are jealous jealous jealous jealous

When i look at this, i just see a fireman peeing on another firemans face, patriotically

im out walking around wondering what this does for the telephone pole?

Love at first sight

In reply to your last tweet, i say:

oh that works

hmmm so what do i do now?

I thought I'd be different today and eat at lunch at a picnic table

its the ice shark comin in for ice cubes again!

Old man pulling his little wagon down the sidewalk. What u think he's got in there?