Iron Man Dallas visits Dollar General

Wow, I saw this & had to take a pic. The dude said his little girl built that. She was like 7, I saw her

These are awesome

Wow, got 2 pair of awesome sunglasses at $1.50 each

Going to put my phone on the charger while I do some exercizzle

Thought I'd drink some gatorade when I got in my car, guess it's cold out

I was tired, then music so loud deaf ppl can hear it started playing. Problem solved

Doggy tryin to get my texas toast

I wonder if ppl would still buy stuff if it was advertised like, "Bad deal! $4.99"

Roll out bench is pretty awesome

How am I single? Even giraffe man has a woman!

Wow, what is she thinking wearing those pants? They r clearly ripped far too bad.. But, I kinda like it lol

Haha this is a real Wendys customer review on Google

How do u like how I parked my car?

Not much makes me happier than having a fruit mountain

They have a good deal on breast nuggets here, but the safari adventure chicken is still cheaper. Same thing, cut in a different shape

Do diabetic shoes need insulin shots?

Omg wtf? 3 ppl were helping a man who appeared to be drunk on the side of the road, could barely stand up & I think he pooped himself

Wow that large man was walking down the center of the street & having what appeared to be a very intense conversation with himself

Redneck Fire Alarm

Showered, drinking coffee, then going to go to gas station, mall, and food store. Then relax for the rest of my life

Woah a gift from Google for me in the mail? I hope it isnt any icky $

My grandma likes to warsh her squarsh & eat it on the davenport (@HeyMoneaDaniel)

We win at having the most trash for trash day on this street

I always wondered how to rape a present

I spy whale tail lol cant believe she has no idea I took this picture

Look how much I press spacebar lol I have put a dent in it

Aww cute puppy from my friend Kristi

Just drunk enough to dance wirh 5 girls, which was cool cept the one that liked me was 50ish. She had hot legs

This live music is pretty awful, so Im going to get really drunk & hit on every hot girl I see.. There's like 2000 ppl here

Whats the point of this security camera? Monitoring the snow?

Annnd off to Floor 1

Back from a nap

Im calling her right now

These glasses would be awesome if they were just a little bigger #stylin

I was going to put my phone down so i could get my phone out of my pocket. Then i remembered my phone is my phone

Yum, this is what I want right now

Finally getting a tow

Tried to play Keno, but I failed

This is where I am right now.. Well, I'm inside. It's snowing pretty hard out there!

Im learning spanish & look at this interesting translation Ive found

They really want to be on my blog

If i had to estimate, tonight is going to be a fucking awesome night. Also, someone wrote, "Obama Mother" in this bathroom, whatever that means

With my dudes from http://HeyMonea.com, @heynatemonea & @heymoneadaniel at Mr Eds in Port Clinton OH

Wow that lady on tv was realllly excited about using Quicken

But before I touch that box of wine...

One of my favorite purchases

Thats a pretty cool pizza cutter

#Drool #chocolate #strawberries

Eating a peanut butter sandwich in the snow

Tried to drink coffee while I had to pee & well that aint happenin, bad idea

I like this girls cute spongebob feet, what can i say?

Chewing a fried pickle.. And *swallow* my verdict is.. Never again. Cool! Now I know. And you know my verdict

#Fact: Mess with me? I kill u

Beer & live music by @HeyNateMonea & @heymoneadaniel

Arrived at the bar @HeyMonea is playing at & cut my finger a lil bit.. Also, this lady laughing has a cackle instead of a laugh

Whats the best translation app for blackberry?

Pizza time

Why he wearin pedo bear shoes?

lol a genius poem

Panda Lips are oddly sexy

Wow, Oreo & chocolate chip cookie looks so good! #foodporn

Droped out? That says it all

Do you need help finding Alaska or Hawaii?

What a beautiful looking sky today. Bright blue

Long story short, this is where I am right now

I cant remember if I shared super dog yet or not, so here he is

Yum yum food time

It doesnt take rocket appliances to see its cold out & we should all stay inside

This wintery weather also made trees fall on my dads fence

Wow I guess a lot of branches broke down last night

Shower time!

Almost got my car unburied.. or un-iced? De-iced? Anyway.. next, get windshielf wipers out & working

This is what I'm working on now. I should have gotten started hours ago

I'm trying to learn some French. Look what I doscovered.. #lol

Haha, what?